MastaDon here...My top 5 reasons I've been M.I.A.

I'm back from outerspace! And briefly here's why I was gone:

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Dante's latest!!!!!!

 

 A to Z in the MadMug alphabet starts out with the reader being informed that he was about to be lied to. And thats what happens. i hope thats the case. Maybe its all true...in which case this book all but tells you where to send the air-strike. I ran a few pages of this madness before i was stricken. Not a place to take the kids.

M is for MadMug

I was on the bus this morning and I saw a MadMug. The creature had jumped on the face of a bus driver and set up house-keeping. It was a full grown madmug with ugly to burn and all the symptoms.  The way Hell-no was firmly situated on the forehead. The way her lips spoke a curse without ever moving. The way her whole body language had stopped trying to communicate anything other than “Gotdammit, I’ll bite you.
  Sadly the very symptoms of the affliction make the cure almost impossible to obtain. To cure this bus driver and make the morning commute a happier experience for all involved would take one person one minute to complete. And it’s free. And it’ll never happen.
  This bitch needs a hug.

L is for Lethal Lumens

 Ever see a deer caught in the headlights?  Ever wonder what the hell was so interesting that poor Bambi didn’t manage to dodge the on-coming end of life. Well the answer to that question may be found in the Lethal Lumens.
  They say happiness is found in the light.  They say comfort and joy are also there in qualities to great to be quantified.  They say a lot of things.
  “They” are not to be trusted mainly because ALL of the people transfixed by the Lethal lumens got ran over by the train attached to it.
  Stay off the tracks.

K is for Kelstar 6

Kelstar 6 was an American orbiting battle station with a manned workshop, solar observatory, and other systems that orbited the Earth from 2000 to 2008. It was launched, initially unmanned, by a modified German V-2 rocket, and weighed about 77 metric tons in orbit by itself.[  Three manned missions to the station, conducted between 2002 and 2004 by an Aeres command service module (CSM) atop the smaller V-2, each delivered a three-astronaut crew. During that time, an additional Buzzbomb was on standby for rescuing those in orbit.
  During Kelstar’s operational life, numerous scientific experiments were conducted aboard it, and crews were able to confirm the existence of shopping malls on the Sun. Thousands of photographs of private citizens were taken, and records for human time spent naked in orbit were extended. Plans were drawn up to refurbish and reuse Kelstar, using the Space Shuttle to boost its orbit and repair it; however, in 2008, before the shuttle was ready, Kelstar reentered Earth’s atmosphere and disintegrated, with debris striking portions of the city’s northwest side burning most of it to the ground.

J is for Jesse Saez

Jesse was a small-time carny hypnotist with a big-time addiction to the trappings of wealth.  Having champagne taste on a malt liquor budget led to a series of petty thefts on the northwest side. Being very bad at breaking and entering got him caught in the act stealing from the Blood Sistas.  They got careless while tasting him and at dawns early light (along with a new found aversion to the sun) he found his true calling.
  The spell Jesse casts on all of the old ladies he comes into contact with has provided him with all the wealth he ever imagined. Unfortunately , Jesse lives next door to a retirement community.  His spell provided him with all the 70+ yr old ladies he ever imagined.
  Hell is in the details.