Monday, August 1, 2011

C is for Cat Tower Formerly known as “Pussy Stacks Towers”


  This ill-conceived building on the north side of town was proposed last year by local businessman  Pimp Sour.  Besides  300 condos it included a casino and in-house brothel. It also included two stories dedicated to a full service Crack dispensery. 
  Cat Towers was shot down in a unanimous vote by the city council for a number of reasons having less to do with the proposed businesses that P.Sour had already managed to rent space to on the lower floors and more to do with the fact that Cat Towers as designed had no doors, no windows, no central heat or A.C. and for some un-explained reason no bathrooms.
  Pimps should not design multi-purpose buildings.

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