General Melee is the 7th High Overstander of the 3rd column. His
eternal task is the rapid punishment of any violations of the anti-violence laws of planet Oresi.
Because of that planets largest inhabitant (giant sloth like creature that lives in the center of the planet. It ingests violent emotions and excretes the most powerful energy source ever discovered) all offensive behavior is punished harshly. A fist fight is responded to the same matter (proportionally) as a nuclear skirmish. You punch a man and General Melee shows up and punches you, You drop a bomb and the General drops a bomb on you. Lets not discuss how he handles rape. Because of the harsh way that behavior is punished the entire planet has been hidden in space-time.
G. Melee moves in time in a manner that makes him appear to be in an infinite number of places at once. His conditioning and “Ultra judgement programming is why folks that know him personally think he’s an Asshole.
eternal task is the rapid punishment of any violations of the anti-violence laws of planet Oresi.
Because of that planets largest inhabitant (giant sloth like creature that lives in the center of the planet. It ingests violent emotions and excretes the most powerful energy source ever discovered) all offensive behavior is punished harshly. A fist fight is responded to the same matter (proportionally) as a nuclear skirmish. You punch a man and General Melee shows up and punches you, You drop a bomb and the General drops a bomb on you. Lets not discuss how he handles rape. Because of the harsh way that behavior is punished the entire planet has been hidden in space-time.
G. Melee moves in time in a manner that makes him appear to be in an infinite number of places at once. His conditioning and “Ultra judgement programming is why folks that know him personally think he’s an Asshole.
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