Hepaxamendios Jones is why you never see giant mosquitoes on the northwest side of town. Sitting on his porch, drinking mint juleps and waving at traffic one would be hard pressed to guess this charming old man was the last line of defense against that flying, blood-sucking horde. He has been killing and eating those damn giant mosquitoes since ya mammy was in pampers.
Thing is nobody has ever really seen these “giant mosquitoes” except for Hepax and he’s not about to let you see what he has going on in his basement.
People on the north-west part of town are starting to wonder if Hepaxamendios Jones is the reason there are no homeless people on the northwest side of town.
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