Tuesday, August 9, 2011

F is for Fanglorious

  Fangglorious is a street drug, the free-base form of the ultra successful pharmaceutical Grinagin (the wonder drug that restores teeth to
Basers and Tweakers). In its purest form Fang (as it’s called on the streets) looks like rabbit droppings.
  Fang is a substance that effects the brain chemistry of the user causing the over-whelming desire to bite any and everything within reach. That coupled with the in-ability to tell the difference between food and
various other things like necks and O.P.P. would be bad enough.  Add the sudden growth of teeth (wayyyy  to many teeth) and you have the reason this drug has been moved past Crack and stupidity as the
leading cause of death in non-users.


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